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looking on she sings the songs
the words she knows the tune she hums
Created on 2004-08-24 16:24:02 (#4308523), last updated 2006-07-05
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Basic Info| Name: | Penny Lane |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 11-30 |
| Location: | Kingsland, Georgia, United States |
| Website: | kisses from the stars |
Bioi love chinese food. at least now i can die a happy, fat, chinese filled death. thank you jason
~If you've ever pushed a door that said PULL.....put this on your profile
my dad's been missing for 3 days now. we believe he's joined a religious cult in Arkansas
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny." --- Jack Handey
"Hollywood is the kind of place where they will pay you $1,000 for a kiss, but only 50 cents for your soul." -- Marilyn Monroe
so go on and sleep darlin', why don't you pretend we were just a dream?
Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more. --- Erica Jong
i'm not cool enough!!
i ran into my ex last night. so i put the car into reverse and hit him again.
la do de poo
yeah... we're all going to get eaten by a spirit monster
"Once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall." -- Eleanor Roosevelt
i'm an earring #####
and i love my giraffe
man and losah
;)
"I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back." --- Zsa Zsa Gabor
it was not easy, but why that hard? not seeing you again would be like the death of a songbird
"The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, 'Hey, I'm Vine Man.'" -- Jack Handey
"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money." -- Jack Handey
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick." -- Jack Handey
"I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid." -- Jack Handey
"When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, 'No speaka English.'" -- Jack Handey
"One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me." -- Jack Handey
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap." --- Bob Hope
"The only real diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out." -- Unknown
And he can't understand
How everyone goes on breathing when true love ends
his Mother whispers quietly...
Heaven's not a place that you go when you die
It's that moment in life when you actually feel alive
So live for the moment
And take this advice, live by every word
Love is just a hoax so forget anything that you have heard
And live for the moment now
me: ~.~
me: it's a french man
Jas: whats a french man?
me: a frenchman
me: you know
me: them guys from france
me: i think jas and giraffey are having some kind of party
Jas: we are
Jas: it's a fun one
me: woo. obviously i wasn't invited
Jas: oh, well it was a handcuff party and u don't like handcuffs
me: WHAT?! since when?!
me: *dies*
me: but but but there's a pair on my desk
me: i'm in denial bout liking handcuffs???
Jas: lol
me: woo. learn something new everyday
Jas: yeah, but urs aren't fuzzy
me: i'm going to make them fuzzy
me: i shall buy some fuzz from wal*mart
Beth - close but no cigar
me: ahh. i shall put the lighter away
Beth - please do, there is no need for unnecessary burning
me: ahhh. i just set my hand on fire
Beth - for shame! now ya gotta go stick it in a bucket of ice water . . . sheesh, didnt your mama ever tell you not to play with your lighter?
me: yeah. she caught me one time playing w/a box of matches
me: wasn't happy
Beth - ho ho ho
me: and away we go
Beth - oh arent we witty
me: w/a bra on top of my head, yes
Beth - yeah i can picture you with a bra on your head, lovely images
me: "Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head."
Cat: LOL
me: well, that sure makes a person want to have kids
Cat: LOL
"I want to go home"
"You are home"
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen
hershey kisses: 2.99$
one rose: 3.40$
a big teddy bear: 8.35$
your crush finally admitting he likes you: priceless
When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,She is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds,She is not at all fine. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered. When a GIRL says I love you, She means it. When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more
Wow! this place reminds me of santa's workshop..except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.. -Elf
What we have here, is failure to comunicate.
-Cool Hand Luke
I will not make
The same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself
Cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did,
You fell so hard
I've learned the hard way
To never let it get that far
Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com
Sagittarius are born between Novemeber 22nd and December 21st
Sagittarius is a Fire sign.
Honesty is the key to your happiness although it can make you seem at times some what insensitive. Your keen sense of adventure will ensure that your life is never dull and you prefer to live life on the edge, travel plans are never far off as you venture into new and daring pursuits. You can sometimes be cinical and try to analyise things too much but sometimes you should just let life be. You also have a philosophical side that comes out during even the most heated discussions.
Planetary Ruler: Jupiter
Compatible Star-Signs: Leo, Aries, Libra and Aquarius.
Sagittarius Gemstones: Topaz, Blue Quartz, Diamond
Thir13en Ghosts is Love x13
~If you've ever pushed a door that said PULL.....put this on your profile
my dad's been missing for 3 days now. we believe he's joined a religious cult in Arkansas
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny." --- Jack Handey
"Hollywood is the kind of place where they will pay you $1,000 for a kiss, but only 50 cents for your soul." -- Marilyn Monroe
so go on and sleep darlin', why don't you pretend we were just a dream?
Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more. --- Erica Jong
i'm not cool enough!!
i ran into my ex last night. so i put the car into reverse and hit him again.
la do de poo
yeah... we're all going to get eaten by a spirit monster
"Once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall." -- Eleanor Roosevelt
i'm an earring #####
and i love my giraffe
man and losah
;)
"I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back." --- Zsa Zsa Gabor
it was not easy, but why that hard? not seeing you again would be like the death of a songbird
"The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, 'Hey, I'm Vine Man.'" -- Jack Handey
"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money." -- Jack Handey
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick." -- Jack Handey
"I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid." -- Jack Handey
"When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, 'No speaka English.'" -- Jack Handey
"One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me." -- Jack Handey
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap." --- Bob Hope
"The only real diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out." -- Unknown
And he can't understand
How everyone goes on breathing when true love ends
his Mother whispers quietly...
Heaven's not a place that you go when you die
It's that moment in life when you actually feel alive
So live for the moment
And take this advice, live by every word
Love is just a hoax so forget anything that you have heard
And live for the moment now
me: ~.~
me: it's a french man
Jas: whats a french man?
me: a frenchman
me: you know
me: them guys from france
me: i think jas and giraffey are having some kind of party
Jas: we are
Jas: it's a fun one
me: woo. obviously i wasn't invited
Jas: oh, well it was a handcuff party and u don't like handcuffs
me: WHAT?! since when?!
me: *dies*
me: but but but there's a pair on my desk
me: i'm in denial bout liking handcuffs???
Jas: lol
me: woo. learn something new everyday
Jas: yeah, but urs aren't fuzzy
me: i'm going to make them fuzzy
me: i shall buy some fuzz from wal*mart
Beth - close but no cigar
me: ahh. i shall put the lighter away
Beth - please do, there is no need for unnecessary burning
me: ahhh. i just set my hand on fire
Beth - for shame! now ya gotta go stick it in a bucket of ice water . . . sheesh, didnt your mama ever tell you not to play with your lighter?
me: yeah. she caught me one time playing w/a box of matches
me: wasn't happy
Beth - ho ho ho
me: and away we go
Beth - oh arent we witty
me: w/a bra on top of my head, yes
Beth - yeah i can picture you with a bra on your head, lovely images
me: "Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head."
Cat: LOL
me: well, that sure makes a person want to have kids
Cat: LOL
"I want to go home"
"You are home"
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen
hershey kisses: 2.99$
one rose: 3.40$
a big teddy bear: 8.35$
your crush finally admitting he likes you: priceless
When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,She is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds,She is not at all fine. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered. When a GIRL says I love you, She means it. When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more
Wow! this place reminds me of santa's workshop..except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.. -Elf
What we have here, is failure to comunicate.
-Cool Hand Luke
I will not make
The same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself
Cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did,
You fell so hard
I've learned the hard way
To never let it get that far
| L | Lazy |
| E | Exquisite |
| I | Insane |
| G | Gorgeous |
| H | Haunting |
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Sagittarius are born between Novemeber 22nd and December 21st
Sagittarius is a Fire sign.
Honesty is the key to your happiness although it can make you seem at times some what insensitive. Your keen sense of adventure will ensure that your life is never dull and you prefer to live life on the edge, travel plans are never far off as you venture into new and daring pursuits. You can sometimes be cinical and try to analyise things too much but sometimes you should just let life be. You also have a philosophical side that comes out during even the most heated discussions.
Planetary Ruler: Jupiter
Compatible Star-Signs: Leo, Aries, Libra and Aquarius.
Sagittarius Gemstones: Topaz, Blue Quartz, Diamond
Thir13en Ghosts is Love x13
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